A Scuba Diver a Polynesian Dancer and a Camel Walk Into a Convention Center...

Which means it's just about time for the Chicago Travel & Adventure Show.

Returning for 2012 are the Scuba Pool, the Camel Rides. the Global Beats Pavilion and the Fiery Foods Challenge.

Also on hand: Travel Channel's Samantha Brown, author Patricia Schultz ("1,000 Place to See Before You Die"), renowned travel photographer Ralph Velasco, and Windy City Live host Mark DeCarlo.

Oh, and did we mention around 200 travel destination exhibitors offering any type of vacation you can think of anyplace on the globe?

So, you coming?